This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
reblogging for the flawless commentary
ITS ON MY DASH AGAIN YES.
truer words have never been spoken
I share that headcanon. c:
>implying that Link being a dweeb isn’t actual canon
what … what have you done … . .WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Last night I got an unprompted text from a random number. I went with it.
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
Disney Princess Oil Paintings - by Heather Theurer
Oh my goodness.
Gorgeous! Simply gorgeous.
I’m laughing until I cry at this gif someone please help me its 4 am
THIS IS NOT THE ADVENTURE FINN WANTED
The importance of the comma
(based on THIS)
SOMEONE DO A CONNOR VERSION??
wow RUDE connor
…i just had to
THIS IS BRILLIANT ON SO MANY LEVELS
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
Excuse me, I think you’re forgetting a few people
And last but not least…
nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not